Or: The Great Child Labor Exploitation Experiment
“Mommy! I fed the chickens!” I startled awake. What did he
do? What did my 5 year old do?
He tries to explain and its sounding more and
more worrisome. What type of substance did he put where, on or in the chicken
coop? Are the dogs out too? Did he let the chickens out? If they combine, that’s
the end of my darling little flock. I hadn’t had a chance to “train” Wiley on
the chore and he was already attempting it. I struggle out of bed and head to
the living room to begin my investigation.
I find my 7 year old sweep/vacuuming
very intently. He explains he has just finished the living room and will be
getting to the kitchen next.
What is going on?
Oh right! The chore chart. I had posted it in the kitchen
the night before. They found it and began earnestly devouring all the chores
listed thereon with gusto before 8am on a Sunday.
I continue my soft interrogation of the 5 year old to find
out what he fed them. He found the oregano/meal worm chicken treats we
sometimes give them and gave them a handful. He let them out to free range
after the dogs were safely inside. What a good boy! I explained what he did
right, and what entails doing a good job on that chore and that I will show him
later if he wants to learn and get the full dollar. I added “Let chickens out”
to the chore chart and assign a price that he agrees to.
Yesterday, he asked for dollars. But not in a demanding way.
In a way that opened a door for me. I’m very open with my kids about work and
paying bills and mortgages and money. He was already negotiating with me. He
wanted a job.
Jordan Peterson talks about humans needing to pull a weight
to feel content and peaceful. Wiley is my “problem child” – a term I use very
loosely. He is a sweet angel compared to other “problem children” but he is
very intelligent, very witty, thrives on attention and drama and has some
difficulty controlling his emotions at times.
The “pulling a weight” concept immediately came to mind. I
made a deal with him.
I said “Wiley, you could really help me out with some big
problems here at home, and for that I would pay you some money. But I do really
need help and you do have to earn this money.” He was ecstatic about this and
was listening intently at this point. “Tonight after you go to bed I will make
up a chore chart: a list of chores that you can do with a price for each one.
Some of them you may not want to do for that money and that’s OK. Parker might
be willing to do them. If neither of you wants to do them, I might have to pay
more money. But if the price gets too high, I will do it myself. At the end of
the day, I will total up the dollars and cents you earned for each chore and
give you that money. Sound good?”
He was thrilled. We went to get Parker and explained the
deal to him.
Further rules were specified. You do have to actually do a
good job and put forth a valiant effort in order for the money to be earned.
And you never get paid to clean your own room. To me, you should take pride in
your space and make it nice for yourself. I don’t want that idea to be lost.
I explained to them that this was a real problem they could
help solve in our house. I told them I just paid a cleaning lady $100 to do
some of these chores and I wasn’t happy about having to do that. She lets the
cats out without thinking about it. (They are indoor cats who dart. She props
doors open and doesn’t care. She’s not a pet person.) She breaks things. She has
vacuumed up (and destroyed) hard-to-replace wires by my bedside more than once.
She scrubs our Teflon pans with metal scouring pads. But I say “thank you” to
her because overall she does achieve more order in our chaos.
We need to be achieving our own order though.
I was never raised with assigned chores or an allowance in
exchange for chores and it was a matter of principle. But the net effect was a
messy house AND a stressed out mother. But WHY, if I am willing to pay someone
$100 a fortnight, would I not be willing to pay my own progeny a fraction of
that and at the same time teach them valuable lessons about economics? And
chores and household contributions… and possibly collective bargaining.
By the end of the first day, my 7 year old knocked out many
of the high-dollar chores and earned $3.20. Including scooping out the cat box
– the DOOZIE in our house. The little one earned a respectable $0.60.
By the second day I had to negotiate who’s turn it was to
put away baskets of laundry for 50 cents, the winner being the one getting to
do it. (and me, of course.)
This experiment is on-going, but I am thinking it will be
concentrated on weekends, when they are in the mood to do chores and earn
money. So far on school days, they need their down time. Also prices will have
to increase quite a bit as time goes on and skills improve, and I am dying to
find out if they will collectively bargain against me… We shall see.
More to come…
