Mmmmm... what's the uncrunchiest thing you can think of to eat?
That's correct - SPAM. And I'm eating it right now. It's delicious. It's actually one of our staples and a guilty pleasure in our house. We try not to think too much about what's in it.
Actually, we do. We joke all the time about the corneas and assholes that go into delicious Spam.
Did you know that George Burns and Gracie Allen shilled for Spam on their old-timey radio show? They were "Spam-bassadors"!!!